ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Shannon and her centaur husband, ClanFintan, got hitched in their year-long handfast, with no witnesses and pretty much nothing to indicate that this was the uber-important event it was built up to be.

I apologize if any of that sentence caused anyone headaches.

( Let's Spend A Chapter Reflecting On How A Hot Dancer Looks Like A Character We Never Met! )

ZeldaQueen: So we're now in the actual magical land. Time for things to REALLY take a turn.

( Character Bashing, Costume Porn, And Understated Weddings, Hooray! )

ZeldaQueen: Whew! Sorry about the delay, folks! Because I'm so behind and because things are going to be slow-moving for awhile, I'm going to try to keep to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule. For now, I think it's high time we had a little more of Shannon Sue and her Amazing Dimension-Hopping. From this point onward, we'll be in the magical Sue- ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: Hey, guys! Sorry I dropped the ball on this one. It's back, though!
( WOW, Shannon's An Idiot! )

Hey, everyone! ZeldaQueen, checking in with you all. Originally this post was meant to be very different, but then it got deleted because such is life ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: Ready for another chapter with minimal plot and a whole lotta nothing? I know you were!
( God Damn It, Not Five Chapters In And Already We Get Research Fail! )

ZeldaQueen: After our opening chapter of fucking nothing at all, we open with Shannon berating herself for being creeped out. So yeah, this chapter is just directly continuing from the first. I see PC Cast plays as fast and loose with chapter breaks as James Patterson does.
( Dear Lord, Shannon's Judgemental! Zoey, Eat Your Heart Out! )

ZeldaQueen: So yeah, this book is split into three parts, for some reason. I have nary a clue why. Technically the book resets the chapters after each part begins (so the first chapter in the second part is Chapter 1 instead of Chapter 5), but because that's needlessly confusing, I'll just be counting the chapters as they go.
( An Entire Chapter Of Nothing, Shoot Me Now! )

ZeldaQueen: You guys, it is time for us to embark on a long and Sue-filled journey. We are starting off with the first book ever written by PC Cast. Is it as bad as House of Night? There is but one way to find out, so let us begin!
( At Least There Are No )

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